Advice from Strangers
This week's guest:
I'm an 18-year old high school senior. My boyfriend,
Rob, is pressuring me to "go all the way." He's a
great guy and he says he loves me, but I want to wait
until we get married. What should I do?
Gollum: Master not love you! Master only wants to get
into your pants! He is tricksy, he deceived us! He
wants the precious!
Gollum: No, no, Master not like that... Master loves
you, Master respects you. Master wants the precious to
make your friendship grow stronger.
My brother just got out of rehab. I want to let him
stay with us for awhile until he can get back on his
feet again, but my wife is worried that he'll steal
from us again. I thinks he's really changed this time.
What do you think?
Gollum: Master is false! Master deceived us! Will
steal our money and jewelry and put the precious up
his nose again!
Gollum: No, no... Master is our friend. Master
twelve-stepping now, is living one day at a time.
Master has kicked his jones this time.
(Transcribed by Miles Walker)