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News from Travistan
The Probe Reports from the
Sovereign Apartment
Nation of Travistan
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Beer Can Tower Declared Travistani Cultural Landmark
TRAVAMABAD, TRAVISTAN (DPI) - A five-level masterwork of beer can architecture has been
saved from demolition after President Travis declared the tower a "National
Cultural Landmark" under the Travistan Arts And Cool Stuff Act. Under
pressure from Travistan's fringe Keep The Apartment Clean group, the tower
was under threat of destruction only hours after its commissioning by the
Travistani NFL Playoff Appreciation Society. The Society, consisting of
four guys watching the Bears/Eagles game on Saturday, painstakingly built
the historic landmark using private funds spent at the nearby Waikiki Liquor
Mart. "Of particular artistic importance," said Travistan's self-declared
Dictator and President-For-Life Travis, "is the use of narrower, taller
Coors Light cans along with the Natural Light shape of traditional
Travistani design. The combination and contrast of these two styles really
calls attention to the open-air garden of cocktail toothpicks and saltine
crackers in the center."
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(Reported by Travis Ruetenik)
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