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News from Travistan
The Probe Reports from the
Sovereign Apartment
Nation of Travistan
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Travistan National Bank in Jeopardy
After "Cleared Check" Fiasco
TRAVAMABAD, TRAVISTAN (DPI) - The recently-formed Apartment-Nation of Travistan
suffered a major financial setback yesterday as a check-clearing scandal
rocked the country's central bank. According to sources at the First
National Bank of Hawaii, the Travistani national paycheck would take two
days to clear, leaving Travistani citizens in the throes of severe
recession for the weekend. Fortunately, trade deals with other nations
allowed for continuation of government functions such as cat-feeding and
pizza-ordering until the twenty bucks the nation owes to a local ally
needs to be returned on Wednesday. Said self-proclaimed Dictator and
President-For-Life Travis, "We continue to have confidence in the
Travistani economy to weather the storm of payments on the Presidential
Nissan Altima and digital cable. Together, we shall survive this setback
and build a better apartment."
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