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President Speaks Out Against Fascist Neighbor

TRAVAMABAD, TRAVISTAN (DPI) - The Nation of Travistan today announced tough new measures to secure its borders against terrorist uprising after a document from the alleged Fascist Mrs. Fujitani in 1107 was found taped to the apartment-nation's front door. The short handwritten note asked self-declared Dictator and President-For-Life Travis to kindly break down boxes before throwing them out to avoid jamming up the building's garbage chute. The latest message, written on the kitten-patterned stationery preferred by warlords of Fujitania, represents the continuation of a campaign of harassment by the elderly, pie-baking Fascist. Last year, President Travis was accosted in the hallway by Fujitanian forces demanding that he sign a petition recommending new holiday decorations for the building lobby. Travistan conceded to the recommendation after negotiating for a small plate of Fujitanian Fascist lemon squares.




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