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News from Travistan
The Probe Reports from the
Sovereign Apartment
Nation of Travistan
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President Speaks Out Against Fascist Neighbor
TRAVAMABAD, TRAVISTAN (DPI) -
The Nation of Travistan today announced tough new
measures to secure its borders against terrorist uprising after a document
from the alleged Fascist Mrs. Fujitani in 1107 was found taped to the
apartment-nation's front door. The short handwritten note asked
self-declared Dictator and President-For-Life Travis to kindly break down
boxes before throwing them out to avoid jamming up the building's garbage
chute. The latest message, written on the kitten-patterned stationery
preferred by warlords of Fujitania, represents the continuation of a
campaign of harassment by the elderly, pie-baking Fascist. Last year,
President Travis was accosted in the hallway by Fujitanian forces
demanding that he sign a petition recommending new holiday decorations for
the building lobby. Travistan conceded to the recommendation after
negotiating for a small plate of Fujitanian Fascist lemon squares.
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