CURRENT ISSUE 02/18/03 Front Page Weekly Features Ain't That America? To-Do List Alaric Moth's Diary News from Dadistan Musing With Mitch Movie Corner Info Archives Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	Powell Reveals Audiotape of Saddam Confessing to Andy Sipowicz NEW YORK (DPI) - At a meeting today at the United Nations, Secretary of State Colin Powell finally revealed the elusive "smoking gun" in the buildup to war with Iraq: An audiotaped interview between NYPD Blue Detective Andy Sipowicz and Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein. The transcribed text follows. SIPOWICZ: Alright Saddam, where were you the last 12 years? HUSSEIN: Around. SIPOWICZ: You're gonna have to do better than that, you sack of crap. HUSSEIN: I'm a dictator, I work, okay? SIPOWICZ: See, Saddam, I've got a little problem here. Several thousand weapons of mass destruction that you had in your crib, back in the '80s, are coming up missing. HUSSEIN: Don't look at me, dawg. I don't know nothin' 'bout that shit. SIPOWICZ: Not according to your homey, Kim Jong Il. HUSSEIN: Him? My boy ain't talking to no honkey-ass beat cop. SIPOWICZ: Well, I got news for you, asshole. "Your boy" flipped, pal. He cut a deal with us for a buttload of U.S. aid, and unless you've got another story that it didn't go down that way, you're going to be left flapping in the wind holding your dick. HUSSEIN: It wasn't like that, man! That prick! I'm gonna whup his lying Korean ass! SIPOWICZ: Write it down, jackoff. (Reported by Gus Harris)
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