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Pink Highlights Travistan's Spring Fashion Parade

TRAVAMABAD (DPI) - Pink bows, pink bunnies and little pink booties filled the runways in Travistan's spring fashion kickoff event, and the "snuggly widdle princess" look wowed crowds throughout the apartment-nation yesterday. Fueled by box after box of cutesy little outfits sent by well-wishing friends and family, pink items from Baby Gap, McKids and Carter filled the nation's closets, leading to speculation that the administration might call for a moratorium on additional pink entering the country. "The loosening of immigration standards allowed for a great deal of cultural enrichment in our great nation," said Dictator and President-for-Life Travis. "However, the sheer amount of soft pastels brought in by our Infant-Travistani community is clogging our nation's dryer screen with pink fuzzy lint."

(Reported by Travis Ruetenik)

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