CURRENT ISSUE 2/19/02 Front Page Weekly Features Advice from Strangers Ain't That America? To-Do List: Olympic Snowboarders Moth's Diary News from Travistan Movie Corner Info Archives Swag Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us!	News from Travistan The Probe Reports from the Sovereign Apartment Nation of Travistan Travistan's President Celebrates President's Day with Presidential Presidenting TRAVAMABAD (DPI) - Travistan's President Travis met his constituents and citizenry via an impromptu underwear-clad parade yesterday afternoon through downtown Travamabad. Smiling and waving to all the residents of his tiny apartment-nation, the self-declared Dictator and President-For-Life made his way from the bedroom to the kitchen district and back again, stopping only for a can of Safeway brand orange soda and a large pretzel. "On President's Day, let me take the opportunity to honor all of our people in the traditional Travistani way," said Travis. "Let us all eat snack foods in bed while watching the Olympics!"
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