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Cans of Whup-Ass To Get Warning Label
WASHINGTON (DPI) - The Food and Drug Administration announced today that new
regulations will require the use of safety warning labels on all
domestically-produced cans of whup-ass. These labels will remind users that
contents are under pressure and that use of whup ass can result in
retaliatory beatings. Long the subject of jurisdictional debate between the
FDA and the Federal Trade Commission, whup-ass regulation continues to be
discussed behind closed doors, where both sides reportedly are opening cans
of newly labeled, Texas-sized whup-ass on each other.
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(Reported by Jody LaFerriere and Davejames, Graphics by Chris White)
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