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A Conversation with Gary Condit 
Gary Condit: Yes, good afternoon, yes. DP: So, how are you feeling after your defeat last evening? GC: I'm not going to respond to that question. DP: Uh, you don't want to comment on how you're doing? GC: I just don't see how the question has any relevance. DP: Really? I mean, you did serve seven terms in the House. It must be a significant thing to know you won't be returning. GC: Look, I've said I've felt fine on several previous occasions. Also, how I feel is a family matter and I think my privacy should be respected. Let's just move on. Is it warm in here? DP: Were you serious when you implied several times in the national media that if you were re-elected, it would benefit the ongoing Chandra Levy investigation by keeping it in the spotlight? GC: Again, I just don't see the relevance of a question like that. DP: But you said that, didn't you? GC: I've said all kinds of things. Ok, fine, we'll play it your way -- I feel great. Are you happy now? Are you? I busted my ass for 30 years in public service and just because I screw a few interns, I mean, uh, one intern, I'm supposed to fucking go out like this? You can take your goddamn House seat and shove it up your goddamn ass! I'm Gary Condit! I've gotten more goddamn tail than Sinatra -- is that a fucking crime? DP: Well, we don't know if it's a crime -- the case is still open. GC: Look, you just keep that up. You just keep that up. I'll get the last laugh. I'm Gary fucking Condit and I'll get the last fucking laugh. You think I'm finished? Do you? Well let me tell you something -- you don't want to get on my bad side. Trust me, when I'm pissed off? I'm Gary Condit! I'm Gary Condit! DP: Thanks very much, Mr. Condit. I know you have an appointment at Apartment Search to get to. GC: Fuck off. |
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