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 Baghdad Times Movie Review by J.J. Mustafa Agent Cody Banks Greetings, brothers in the great struggle. Today's movie review is Agent Cody Banks, the new pack of lies on film from the great Satan like starring Frankie Muniz and directed by Harald Zwart, the director of such filth as One Night at McCool's and Hamilton. I have seen like neither of these films but I can only imagine them to be the worst of creation, totally. Filled with the worst sort of like Western propaganda and intended to totally poison the minds of our young warriors, teaching them to love the poisons of the West like marijuana and alcohol rather than embracing the fruits of our traditional culture, hashish and opium. Any fool knows a good opium buzz would like teach these Western potheads one thing or two about life, and you can be sure of it, totally. But then again, I have never been one to like thrust my opinions concerning life down the throats of others. The foreign devils elect presidents to do that for them, totally. At any rate, Agent Cody Banks stars Frankie Muniz as a cartoonishly super-powered agent of Western government, and then he conquers all in his path to help spread the lie of democracy, totally. The world like needs many fewer of these sorts of offerings, this is plain to see. One would think that these Western devils all walk around in like leotards and capes if they cannot already fly under their own super powers. It sickens me, totally, to think of our young brothers and sisters exposed to like any of this nonsense. If I were to attempt to like write one of these films myself, it would like consist of the careful training of one of these Western dogs followed by his complete defeat at the hands of our brothers in the struggle, ending in his like total humiliation before the overwhelming might of the good cause. I said as much the other day to Karen, a sister in the good fight and my manager at Big Burger. She agreed totally, which is typical of our working relationship. I expect to be promoted soon to a position of management above her, but I intend to continue to like respect her and honor her contributions to the struggle. They said Agent Cody Banks is filled with typical Western lies and deceit, so I like cannot recommend the flick. Hopefully they'll have it in a few weeks at the Cine5 so that I can burn the cinema house down. I give it 1 J out of a possible 10 Js. So till next time brothers, fight the good fight, totally. Confidential to Ahmed E., Yemen: We must agree to disagree then to keep our unity intact, brother, totally. |
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