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Advice from Strangers
This week's guest:
"Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin
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Dear Steve,
For the past two years, I've been suffering from terrible headaches at the office. I've been to several doctors and even a psychic! How do I get rid of this pain? Throbbing in The Keys Deah Thrubbing in The Kies, It's nut so much the pine in me 'ED, mite, it's the pine in me 'AND from this beeyootiful example of the woild Andean Spoogefish! Ayn't she a beeYOOTY? She's tykin' me 'ole ahm in 'er poisonous gullet, the little buggah! You're a naughty little fishie, ahn't ya? Seriously, mite, a bloke can't heah 'imself THINK, all stock insoid with flarescent loights buzzin' an' crackin' above 'im. A bloke's gotta git outsoid! Steve Irwin Dear Steve, I've been trying to toilet-train my puppy for three months, with very little success. I've been using a training cage, but she still goes on the carpet the second I look away. How do I stop this? Tired of Cleaning Deah Toyad of Clining, I recommend using ripe. Give 'er a good strong ripe and WHAM! She's yours, mite. It's naught as hahd as ya moight think on the little boitahs. We nechuralists oafen use ripe as an important tewl in ketchin' guytahs an' crokes. 'Specially the miles, who can run at spides up ta thuddy mole an air! Get ya twenny, twenny-foive yahds of good strong ripe to toy 'er don to a pyste onteel the little bleedah pies. Steve Irwin |
(Transcribed by Travis Ruetenik)
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