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Halle Berry a Sniffling, Slobbering Mess After
Becoming First Black Woman to Present an Oscar After
Becoming First Black Woman to Win Best Actress Oscar

HOLLYWOOD (DPI) - Halle Berry became an Academy Award pioneer yet again on Sunday by presenting an Oscar, a first for a black female that has won a Best Actress Oscar.

"Presenting this award to somebody isn't just about me," sobbed the trail-blazing Berry, struggling unsuccessfully to hold back her tears. As she searched in vain for something to wipe her watery eyes and runny nose, she wished that her stunning, gold-colored, one-shoulder Elie Saab gown had come with sleeves.

"I present this award not only for myself, but for all of the talented black women who presented Oscars without ever winning a Best Actress Oscar, who came before me." No sooner had Berry finished speaking when her body physically dissolved, leaving nothing but a large puddle of fluid on the stage and podium.

(Reported by Miles Walker)

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