CURRENT ISSUE 3/26/02 Front Page Weekly Features Advice from Strangers Ain't That America? To-Do List: Slobodan Milosevic Moth's Diary News from Travistan Movie Corner Info Archives Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us!	News from Travistan The Probe Reports from the Sovereign Apartment Nation of Travistan Travistani Census Bureau Issues First Report TRAVAMABAD (DPI) - Twenty-five percent of Travistani citizens are employed as "heads of state," while another 25 percent are considered "Case Managers for the Department of Health," according to the results of the first ever Travistan census. The census was performed over a six-week period in early 2002 to measure citizens' ethnic background, occupation, household income, family size, favorite Bond villains, and preferred method of eating Oreo cookies. The study concluded that approximately 50 percent of Travistanians are human, while another 50 percent are considered Differently Specied Citizens, a group divided nearly evenly between "Canine-Travistanians" and the mysterious nomadic "Orange Tabby" group centered under the guest room futon. The census has a margin of error of +/- 50 percent.
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