CURRENT ISSUE 4/2/02 Front Page Weekly Features Ain't That America? To-Do List: Steven Seagal Moth's Diary News from Travistan Movie Corner Info Archives Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us!	News from Travistan The Probe Reports from the Sovereign Apartment Nation of Travistan Travistani Citizens Snubbed by Easter Bunny TRAVAMABAD (DPI) - The equivalent of a diplomatic slap in the face was delivered to this tiny apartment-nation Sunday as residents awoke at approximately 10:45 a.m. Travistandard Time to find that they had been completely ignored by that goodwill ambassador, the Easter Bunny. Not one pastel-colored egg, piece of candy or hollow chocolate creature had been left behind in the entire country. After a thorough search of the nation, Dictator and President-For-Life Travis announced economic sanctions consisting of a scrambled-egg boycott and the mass consumption of creme-filled chocolate eggs to be purchased at 50% off at Safeway sometime later this week. (Reported by Dave Henry)
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