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Travistan Summer Fashion Exclusive: New Pants

TRAVAMABAD (DPI) - The new Travistani summer lineup was unveiled outside the dressing room of a Honolulu department store this week. Dictator and President-for-Life Travis modeled the latest in Travistani fashion: a crisp new pair of tan khaki pants. Single-pleated and not too droopy in the butt area, the pants are expected to be a major part of the Travistani seasonal wardrobe, accompanied by the timeless traditional Detroit Lions
T-shirt of royalty. From her front-row seat at the JC Penney fashion extravaganza, the Travistani First Lady admired the fit of the new garment after requesting that the President return to the dressing room and put his shoes back on to check the length. Pleased with the look of both the pants and a new Hawaiian-print shirt with little red canoes on it, the First Couple retired to Pizza Bob's, where the President promptly dropped a sauce-covered pepperoni on his knee.


(Reported by Travis Ruetenik)





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