CURRENT ISSUE 04/15/03 Front Page Weekly Features Advice from Strangers Ain't That America? Alaric Moth's Diary Movie Corner Musing with Mitch News from Travistan Riding Shotgun with Adventure Info Archives Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	Josh Groban CD Provides Housewife with Music, Orgasms RICHMOND, Va. (DPI) - When George Young bought his wife a Josh Groban CD for her birthday, he knew she would love it. But he never imagined just how much. "Nicole talks about how he has such a beautiful, mature voice for such a young man," lamented Young. "But then she always carries on and on about his 'deep dark eyes, his thick, wavy black hair, and his pouting lips' a little too much, I think." Young also is concerned both that Nicole's showers are getting increasingly longer and that she requested that he replace the showerhead with a hand-held shower-massage attachment. (Reported by Gus Harris)
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