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Josh Groban CD Provides Housewife with Music, Orgasms


RICHMOND, Va. (DPI) - When George Young bought his wife a Josh Groban CD for her birthday, he knew she would love it. But he never imagined just how much.

"Nicole talks about how he has such a beautiful, mature voice for such a young man," lamented Young. "But then she always carries on and on about his 'deep dark eyes, his thick, wavy black hair, and his pouting lips' a little too much, I think."

Young also is concerned both that Nicole's showers are getting increasingly longer and that she requested that he replace the showerhead with a hand-held shower-massage attachment.

(Reported by Gus Harris)



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