 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
04/22/03 Front Page Features Advice from Strangers Ain't That America? Frank Haskins Musing with Mitch Moth's Diary Archives Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! |
|
Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty! 
|
Advice from Strangers
This week's guest:
Patty in MCI Customer Service
|
Dear Patty,
Skunks are really making a big mess out of my back yard this year. What can I do? Grubby in Greenfield Dear Grubby, Your call is important to me. Tall and tan and young and lovely, The girl from Ipanema goes walking, And when she passes each one she passes goes "a-a-ah!" When she walks she's like a samba That swings so cool and sways so gentle That when she passes each one she passes goes "a-a-ah!" Oh, but I watch her so sadly How can I tell her I love her? Yes, I would give my heart gladly, But each day when she walks to the sea, She looks straight ahead not at me Tall and tan and young and lovely, The girl from Ipanema goes walking, And when she passes I smile, but she doesn't see, She just doesn't see, no she doesn't see. Dear Patty, My girlfriend's son is almost 16 and he's been hinting pretty strongly about how he'll be needing a car. I'm a firm believer that you should earn the money and buy your own car, that you'll appreciate it and take care of it if you do. My girlfriend thinks I'm a childless idiot and that I wouldn't say that if he were my biological son. What do you think? Signed, Hot Wheels Dear Hot Wheels, Your call is important to me. Just you and I Sharing our love together. And I know in time We'll build the dreams we treasure. We'll be all right, just you and I. Just you and I Just you and I Sharing our love together And I know in time And I know in time We'll build the dreams we treasure. We'll be all right, Just you and I. And I remember our first embrace, That smile that was on your face, The promises that we made. And now, your love is my reward And I love you even more Than I ever did before. Just you and I Just you and I We can entrust each other. With you in my life With you in my life There'll never be another. We'll be all right, Just you and I. And I remember our first embrace, That smile that was on your face, The promises that we made. And now, your love is my reward, And I love you even more Than I ever did before. We made it you and I. |
|
|
|
or whenever we damn well feel like it. Copyright 2001-2004 / All Rights Reserved No use allowed without prior permission. |
|