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Dead Cat Pees from Beyond the Grave
EXETER, NEW HAMPSHIRE (DPI) - A local woman's cat has channeled the spirit
of her former pet, also feline. Edna Rivera was cleaning the litter box when
 she noticed Kitty Spice's pee clump was shaped unmistakably like a heart.
"Dear, departed Nugget was always pulling stunts like this," said a
nostalgic but still-shaken Rivera. "Once, she hacked up a furball in the
profile of Jay Leno. And she always pooped like those little Tootsie Rolls.
Clearly, Nugget went straight through Kitty Spice to tell me she safely
crossed the Rainbow Bridge." Spice was still hiding under the bed yesterday,
emitting piercing howls. Tomcats scratching each other for position outside
the window at first were thought to be lining up to behold the miracle clump
until it was discovered that Spice was in heat. Some of Rivera's 13 other
cats, meowing on condition of anonymity, say Spice is weighing offers from
both the Sci-Fi Channel and Animal Planet for her own show.
Reported by Peg Warner
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