Advice from Strangers
This week's guest:
CATS From Zero Wing
Ever since I installed WinME, my computer's speaker volume settings don't
seem to stay at one level. How can I keep my volume steady between
Blasted in Boston
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !! MAIN SCREEN TURN ON. OPEN CONTROL PANEL, GO
"SOUNDS AND MULTIMEDIA." WHAT YOU SAY !! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING. YOU ARE
ON THE WAY TO DESTRUCTION. GET APPLE IIE.
My neighbors are driving me nuts! Banging on the walls, laughing loudly,
and playing bad video games at all hours of the night. I've complained to
the building manager, but the noise continues. What do I do?
Weary in Walnut Creek, CA
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !! MOVE "ZIG." NEXT DOOR NEIGHBORS GET SIGNAL. MOVE
"ZIG." TO FRONT DOOR. FOR GREAT JUSTICE. IF NOISE CONTINUES LAUNCH EVERY
"ZIG." HA HA HA HA !!
All your base are belong to us! Yeah!
Fan in Fairview, IL
WHAT YOU SAY !! GET LIFE.
(Transcribed by Travis Ruetenik)