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News from Travistan
The Daily Probe Reports from the
Sovereign Apartment
Nation of Travistan
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Travistan's Convention and Travel Bureau
Launches "Travtastic!" Campaign
TRAVAMABAD (DPI) - In anticipation of the always-attractive tourist dollar,
the Travistani Visitors Association today launched its "Summer of Travtastic
Fun!" program, hoping to pick up a little extra cash hosting out-of-town
guests in the beautiful apartment-nation. "From the clean, comfortable
seating areas of the living room to the breathtaking building-view from the
stunning balcony district, Travistan has much to offer the business or
vacation traveler," said Visitors Association head President Travis. For
the entire month of June, visitors willing to sleep on the luxurious couch
can enjoy unlimited Coors Light and nacho cheese dip for the low price of
only $24. Access to the remote control is available on non-playoff nights
for an additional $20. "From the lovely windswept vistas of our 11th-floor
front hallway, you can enjoy great views of the Waikiki Liquor Mart, the
racy senior citizens' apartment building across the street, and the window
reflection of the Friday-night fireworks at Fort DeRussy," claims the
pencil-written first draft of the Travistani tourist brochure.
(Reported by Travis Ruetenik)
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