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"Superbaby" Spotted in Travistani Skies
TRAVMAMABAD (DPI) - Citizens of this tormented metropolis were filled with hope after hundreds of calls flooded the city offices reporting a "super baby" flying through the air over the central Lounge Chair District. "I seen it," said one observer. "She was all in pink, like one of them flyin' hero types!" According to roving reporter President Travis, the Superbaby enjoys flying through the air, tummy down, cooing and sprinkling the city with her secret drool formula. "She stands for truth, justice, and the Travistani way," he said. An official statement from the government has declared the Superbaby a friend of the apartment-nation, keeping its citizenry free from the evils of the Very Hungry Caterpillar, the hero's ravenous arch-rival. Officials were not able to identify the tall stranger who was seen alongside the giggling Superbaby, swinging her through the air in his arms, but have speculated that he is some kind of sidekick.

(Reported by Travis Ruetenik)


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