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News from Travistan

The Daily Probe Reports from the
Sovereign Apartment Nation of Travistan


Travistan Dangerously Low on Supplies

TRAVAMABAD (DPI) - The apartment-nation of Travistan today issued an appeal to the international aid community for shipments of food and supplies to its "starving" citizens. From his reclined position, a visibly famished President Travis asked UNICEF for bread, meat, fresh produce, potato chips, Barq's root beer, shelled peanuts, sardines, Doritos, a couple of extra rolls of toilet paper, and a light bulb for the nation's front hallway. Travistan's ability to procure the supplies needed to feed its people for the day has been limited by a sore shoulder, rain, and a Godzilla marathon on AMC.

(Reported by Travis Ruetenik)


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