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Musing With Mitch  

by Mitchell Kobriger  

Mitchell Kobriger


One great TV show ol' Mitch really misses: The White Shadow.

These Crispix people are driving me nuts. It's rice on one side and corn on the other? Pick a flavor already!

I don't care what the Supreme Court says -- stay the hell away from my ass there, fellas.

Once you've sodomized a goat, you're pretty much through with the sodomy thing. I know I am.

If you're filling out a form online, be sure to give them a fake ZIP code. You can't be too careful.

Mitch's credo for the week: Don't be a playa hater.

It may be just me, but I can't help but feel that sweet little Drew Barrymore turned out a little slutty.

Laptop computers are such a pain, especially when you accidentally close them on your crotch.

Don't give me that "plantar" stuff -- a wart's a wart.

Idea! Someone needs to invent a coffee pot that doubles as a waffle iron. Two birds, one stone, my friends.

What's it like to have two feet the exact same size? I sure as hell don't know.

I enjoy Metamucil as much as anyone, but man, does it make me have to go to the bathroom. You too?

If you ask me, I'll tell you every time: Golf is for lazy guys who can't bowl like real men.

If there's a gardener who works with as much precision and care as my barber, he can trim my flower beds anytime.

Maybe it's me, but I just plain don't believe Rhode Island exists.





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