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I Feel Bad for the Families of the Victims

A guest Probeatorial by
Emcee Jerry Zacko, Henderson, Nev.




I feel bad for the families of the victims ... of that last joke! Woah-ho! Ha ha ha! Huh? Huh? Huh? But seriously folks, I kid. Coming up next is a bright new comic, a newcomer here at the Tiki Tiki Lounge. So new he hasn't even filled out the fraudulent tax forms for his paychecks yet! Ha ha ha! But I kid. There's the owner, Bud Effington, over there by the wait station. I love ya, Bud, keep that six-figure salary coming! Ha ha ha! Have another watered-down drink! Heh heh. So, without further ado, here's our next act, straaaaaaight from Arlington, Texas, it's Arnie "The Kid" Diiiiiiiiiii-cksoooooon!!!!


(Transcribed by Greg Preece and Steven Shehori)



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