CURRENT ISSUE 07/01/03 Front Page Weekly Features Advice From Strangers Ain't That America? Riding Shotgun With Adventure Alaric Musing With Mitch Moth's Diary Info Archives Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	I Feel Bad for the Families of the Victims A guest Probeatorial by Emcee Jerry Zacko, Henderson, Nev. I feel bad for the families of the victims ... of that last joke! Woah-ho! Ha ha ha! Huh? Huh? Huh? But seriously folks, I kid. Coming up next is a bright new comic, a newcomer here at the Tiki Tiki Lounge. So new he hasn't even filled out the fraudulent tax forms for his paychecks yet! Ha ha ha! But I kid. There's the owner, Bud Effington, over there by the wait station. I love ya, Bud, keep that six-figure salary coming! Ha ha ha! Have another watered-down drink! Heh heh. So, without further ado, here's our next act, straaaaaaight from Arlington, Texas, it's Arnie "The Kid" Diiiiiiiiiii-cksoooooon!!!! (Transcribed by Greg Preece and Steven Shehori)
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