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Name of Sex Act |
Current Legal Status |
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Missionary
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Legal
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Woman on Top
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Legal in all states except Utah
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Doggie-Style
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Barely legal
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Hummers/Blowjobs
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Legal, but frowned on in DC
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Sodomy
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Legal in most states
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Handjobs
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Legal (and preserves virginity)
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Backdoor Boarding
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You betcha
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Rogering
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Roger that
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Felching
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Legal, if not particularly pleasant
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Fisting
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Legal within 10 miles of a hospital
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The Dirty Sanchez
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Knock yourself out
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Venus Butterfly
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Legal on east and west coasts only
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Tossing Salads
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Legal as an appetizer
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Teabagging
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Go for it, freak-boy
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Crouching Siegfeld, Hidden Roy
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Legal only in Las Vegas
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Double-Buttered Bahookie
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Legal, but really fucking rude
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Texas Triphammer
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Legal if participant #2 wears spurs
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Australian Rules Wedgie
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Legal if total charge is less than 15 volts
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Chicken Basting, Thai-Style
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Legal north of the Mason/Dixon line
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Marmota Monax
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Requires a spotter
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Mongolian Corkscrew
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Legal in cities with large Chinese populations
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Flapjacking
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Still legal and practiced regularly in West Virginia
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Position 286(a)1, variants K through P
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Legal with a proper professional license, or with a trainee permit and valid IRS form 1040xxx
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Plowing the Lotus
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Legal, but really gross
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Piggy Goes to Market
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Illegal except when practiced by a licensed podiatrist
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Dusting the Crops
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Legal in rural parts of the Midwest
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The Bent McCreedy
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Highly illegal; punishable by death
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The Kramden
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Currently under review
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Cleaning the Tongs
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Uh-uh, nope, no way. Forget it.
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All-Meat McSqueezy
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USDA approved
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