CURRENT ISSUE 7/2/02 Front Page Weekly Features Ain't That America? To-Do List: Scooby-Doo Moth's Diary News from Travistan Movie Corner New Feature! Globetrotting with Push Info Archives Crap Shop About The Probe Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	Bill Clinton Loves His Cock NEW YORK (DPI) - Ex-President Bill Clinton may be out of the glare of the media spotlight these days, but that hasn't stopped him from taking his cock out in public. "Hell, yeah, I take it out!" said the former Commander-in-Chief. "You would, too, if you had a cock this beautiful! Just look at it! It would be a shame to leave it all cooped up." His wife, NY senator Hillary Clinton seems resigned to the fact: "Bill loves his cock more than he loves me -- in fact, he's really proud of that big thing. I owned a cat when we were dating, and Bill wouldn't go near my pussy. He'd pull out that monstrous cock at the drop of a hat, though" Said former first daughter Chelsea, "It's embarrassing when I bring over some of my girlfriends from college and Daddy brings out his huge cock and starts playing with it in front of us. He's such a dork sometimes." Monica Lewinsky, Gennifer Flowers, Paula Jones, Kathleen Willey, Elizabeth Ward Gracen, Linda Bloodworth-Thompson, Madonna and the Olsen twins could not be reached for comment. (Reported by Tristan Fabriani and R.M. Weiner, Graphics by Michael Sheinbaum)
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