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Dear Female Pointing-to-Penis Soldier, I know I don't deserve for you to be reading my letter. What I deserve is for you to be pointing at my so-called penis while you take a drag on your cigarette. Even though I know I am not worthy, I wonder if you might consider allowing me to do the menial things for you that are beneath your magnificence. I promise I would not make eye contact with your or speak unless you were to first request it. Subserviently yours, Larry Hollins Dear Larry, Excuse me a minute while I take a drag on this cigarette and point to your penis.... Okay. Now get lost. Female Pointing-to-Penis Soldier (Reported by Mr. Sun)

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