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Dear Female Pointing-to-Penis Soldier,

I know I don't deserve for you to be reading my letter.

What I deserve is for you to be pointing at my so-called penis while you take a drag on your cigarette.

Even though I know I am not worthy, I wonder if you might consider allowing me to do the menial things for you that are beneath your magnificence. I promise I would not make eye contact with your or speak unless you were to first request it.

Subserviently yours,
Larry Hollins





Dear Larry,

Excuse me a minute while I take a drag on this cigarette and point to your penis....





Okay. Now get lost.

Female Pointing-to-Penis Soldier



(Reported by Mr. Sun)






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