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School's Subliminal Advertising Course a Hit With Students


DALLAS (DPI) - Subliminal advertising reached the forefront
A new T-Shirt would look reallly good on you.
of the news during the 2000 presidential campaign, but until the
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recently completed school year, no reputable college of business
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would touch the subject. That is, until Southern Methodist University's
We really mean it, a Daily Probe T would be very flattering to your figure.
Cox School of Business added the course "Subliminal Hypnosis and
Do you drink coffee? We sell coffee mugs, too, you know.
the Free Market." Students agree that the course was long overdue.
Or how about a nice pair of shorts?
"This class was easily the best I've ever taken," said Carl Atherton.
Well, we don't actually sell shorts, but a hat might do the trick, no?
"I hardly even noticed the extra tuition and lab fees required for the
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class. I've passed it twice, but I'm going to take it again next semester
And remember, we love you
just for the sheer enjoyment of it."

(Reported by Charles Gulledge)
(This is Pulitzer-quality material if I ever saw it. I could use a raise, too.)



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