Advice from Strangers


This Week's Guests

Venus and Serena Williams

Dear Venus and Serena, My dad wants me to be a professional athlete. I think he's pushing me too hard. Any advice? Tired of Sports Serena: Our dad was one of those pushy dads. It worked for us as I've now won five Grand Slam titles in a row. Venus: Oh right, rub that in my face, why don't you, Serena. Serena: Well if you stopped trying to be a supermodel and got back to tennis, you might beat me again ... maybe. Dear Girls, You both are winners as far as I'm concerned. There couldn't be a better pair of athlete sisters in the world. The tennis world would be nothing without you both. Venus? I know you would have won Wimbledon if you weren't playing with that leg injury. Just as long as one of you keeps winning every major tournament. Loves my Daughters Venus: Oh thank you, Daddy. I love you. Serena: That's right, suck up to Dad. Venus: If it weren't for Dad, you'd be working at a Hooters somewhere. We have the best dad in the world. Serena: You DO know that we control our prize money now right? Venus: Huh? Dear Serena, Congratulations on winning Wimbledon once again this year. Watching you play sends shivers all over my body. I watch every match you play, go to every tournament you're in. I Idolize you so much. Why aren't you answering my letters or e-mail? When I was following Monica Seles, she wouldn't give me the time of day either, you saw how I took care of that bitch. Guenter in Hamburg Venus/Serena: SECURITY!!

(Transcribed by Jeff Rabinowitz and Danny Gallagher)