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Advice from Strangers

Debra Anne Chandler, Miss Arkansas Valley 2002 Candy Jo Hopswitch, Miss Northeast 2002 Tricia Lynette Haynes, Miss Wheat Capital 2002
This week's guests:
The Candidates for Miss Kansas 2002



Dear Candidates for Miss Kansas 2002:

I was raised to believe that spanking was OK as a means of punishment, but nowadays it seems like everyone thinks a father who spanks his child is some sort of abuser. How do you feel about spanking as a form of punishment?

Good Dad in Garden City


Dear Good Dad:

I feel that spanking as a form of punishment is a bad form of punishment, because I believe that children are our future, and spanking is just a bad way to teach children what is right and what is wrong. It's only if we can teach our kids what is right and wrong, without spanking, that we can ensure that our future remains bright for our children in the future. Thank you very much! Debra

Debra Anne Chandler, Miss Arkansas Valley 2002





Dear Candidates for Miss Kansas 2002:

With so much craziness in the world, I'm afraid to travel! I used to take my family to Wichita, even to Topeka some times, but now I'd just as soon stay away from the city. How can I entertain my family without all the worry?

Scared in Sedgewick


Dear Scared:

I grew up spending my whole life in the great state of Kansas, and let me tell you, there's lots to do. I remember as a kid just spending time fishing, swimming and playing in the beautiful lakes, going to our local festivals, and enjoying the delicious food! So with a little creativity, you can go, like, camping, and fishing, and just sit out under the night sky looking at the beautiful stars in the sky. Kansas has so much to offer, if you just get out and find it, and enjoy the beautiful [time limit]

Candy Jo Hopswitch, Miss Northeast 2002





Dear Candidates for Miss Kansas 2002:

Do you have any words for a new dad who wants to see his daughter grow up to be an upstanding citizen?

New Bundle of Joy in New Albany


Dear New Bundle:

Today is never been, um, better to be a girl in the good old U. S. of A! For a new young girl I would... say.... that you should teach her good values. And strong values, because there's nothing a young woman can't accomplish! And I'm living proof. I've overcome so many things to be here today, and I'm just so glad to live in such a great country and to have such a loving and happy, and loving, family. So you should tell her that as long as she remains true to her... true values, there's nothing a young woman can't accomplish, and overcome eating disorders and whatnot like me. Thank you very much!

Tricia Lynette Haynes, Miss Wheat Capital 2002



(Transcribed by Travis Reutenik)




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