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Media Roundup The Daily Probe compares different media slants on the same subjects. Associated Press: VP Candidates for 2004 Election: Edwards, Cheney FOX: If Called Upon, Cheney Qualified to Run Planet, If Not Existence NPR: NPR: Halliburton Building No-Bid Slave Camps in Catacombs Beneath Baghdad Rush Limbaugh: Trial Lawyers Take Money From Grandmothers to Give to Those Darker Than You Air America: It Would Be Funnier If "Cheney" Rhymed With "Meany"... Are You Sure This Thing Is On? National Enquirer: National Enquirer: Edwards' Hair: Proof He's Elvis' Love Child or JFK's? Ain't It Cool News: Universal Sources Say Cheney to Drop Out, Play New Dr. Doom in Fantastic Four Movie Associated Press: 9/11 Panel Cites Major Intelligence-Community Breakdown FOX: Intelligence, Not Steadfastly Never-Wrong Bush, to Blame NPR: Somehow, Flawed Intelligence Will Also Badly Harm the Environment Rush Limbaugh: Did Hillary Help Hide WMDs Before Invasion? Air America: Hello? Hello? Is There Even a Soul Listening? Hello? Hellloooooo? National Enquirer: CIA Failed to Anticipate Mary-Kate Olsen's Eating Disorder MTV News: Weapons Missing, Blah Blah Blah, Stay Tuned for Viva La Bam Associated Press: Ron Reagan Jr. to Address Democratic Convention FOX: Right Hand of the Father a Traitor New York Times: Brazen Son of Reagan to Perform Fearless Publicity Stunt New York Post: Exclusive! Don Reagan Jr. to Address Republican Convention Air America: Hello?!? HELLOOOOOOO!!! CNN News Ticker: ...eagan Announces He Will Addre... Enquirer: Britney Spears/Ron Reagan Engagement Shocker! Peoria Weekly Gazette: Apparently We Have to Vote for Bush Again Soon (Reported by Davejames and Ken Martin)

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