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Musing With Mitch  

by Mitchell Kobriger  

Mitchell Kobriger


Blender drinks kinda sneak up on you, if you ask me.

In my book, if a man knows what's good for him, he'll tip his barber 25%. I tip mine 50%, just to be safe.

I've never been to Hawaii, but I'd bet the weather there is good for your ankles.

Got to hand it to those Cleveland Indians -- because they have trouble picking it up on their own. Ha! That's a good one!

I sure wish Baskin-Robbins would make Teriyaki ice cream.

I'll believe in the existence of Liberia when I see a Liberian restaurant.

No self-serve gas stations in Oregon? Then I have no need to go there, my friends.

You can keep your orthopedists, chiropractors and other quacks. My shaman can cure anything.

Idea! Someone should invent a coffee mug with a tiny TV built into it. Ol' Mitch would buy one!

Anybody else like Cheetos? Man, those little suckers are tasty.

These hotels today are way too clean. Give a room with some dirt on the floor and I'll sleep like a baby.

Len Bias was one great college ball player. What ever became of him?

Maybe it's just me, but those guys down at the post office seem a little twitchy.

Sure, God created the world in seven days, but Taco Bell can make me four Chalupas in two minutes flat.

You know what makes me laugh until I hurt? A pig wearing a bonnet.




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