CURRENT ISSUE 7/27/04 Front Page Weekly Features Ain't That America? McQuigly & Moss Media Roundup Musing With Mitch Info Previous Issues Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	Media Roundup The Daily Probe compares different media slants on the same subjects. Reuters: President Defends Record on Homeland Security FOX News: "Our Future Lies in Kerry" Literature Found in Al-Qaeda Caves NPR: Homeland Security Fails to Protect the Washington State Plim Lizard Spin: President Defends Record on Homeland Security, Calls Donald Rumsfeld's Tracks "Fucking Awesome" Sean Hannity: The president has to defend his absolutely perfect and stellar homeland security record against the godless, NAMBLA-supporting liberals who would rather see our babies burned at the stake and our country sink into the ocean than admit that they're wrong. Air America: Oh, No Wonder! Our Microphones Have Been Switched to "Off" the Whole Time! Associated Press: Nader Sues to Get on Ballot in Texas CNN Headline News Ticker: ...Nader Sues to Get on Ball... Texas Gun Club Weekly: Fire When You See the Whites of His Eyes E! Fashion: Come on Ralph, We Know You Can Afford a New Suit Air America: Nader, traitor, big fat election raider. See, that's clever -- you'd think we'd have at least one listener with comedy gold like this! Associated Press: Democrats Gear Up for Convention FOX News: Boston Health Workers Order Extra Penicillin for Democratic Convention Rush Limbaugh: Hillary Plans Coup, Party Name to Change to Clinton-Crats E! Fashion: Ugliest Red Carpet You'll Ever See Rolls Out in Boston AAA Road Traveler: Boston Driving Conditions Rated Code "Hiroshima" (Reported by Davejames, Miles Walker and Danny Gallagher)
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