CURRENT ISSUE 8/5/03 Front Page Weekly Features Advice From Strangers Ain't That America? Frankie Haskins Musing With Lil' Mitchie Moth's Diary News from Travistan Movie Corner Info Archives Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	Daily Probe Movie Review by Michael, age 5    Spy Kids 3D: Game Over "The best part is when you get to see ... and ... when the movie's on. That's the best part. Right after it starts. Right after it starts. And I don't want to be late for my big movie. Big giant movie. You can eat popcorn and you can drink too. And you can get snacks while the movie's on. That's the second best part. That's the first best part and the movie is the second one. All right? [Sings]: Spy Kids 3D Game ooooooover. Cause I'm big now so I can go see it." >
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