CURRENT ISSUE 8/5/03 Front Page Weekly Features Advice From Strangers Ain't That America? Frankie Haskins Musing With Lil' Mitchie Moth's Diary News from Travistan Movie Corner Info Archives Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	Dad's Vacations Suck A guest Probeatorial by From Angie Kisselman, 13 For like the fourth year in a row, my dad picked the suckiest vacation ever. He told us we were going to go up to Boston for vacation and me and Maura thought that would be cool cause Ben Affleck is from there and like maybe we'd see J-Lo at Downtown Crossing or something but then like he said it was going to be educational. They have something called the Freedom Trail and it's like, a red line painted on the sidewalk! I am so not lying! You have to walk and it was hot and I was like, "Ooh, nice church, can we go now?" and Maura wanted to go shopping at Faneuil Hall cause Tiffany told her there was a cart there that sold all kind of really cool rubber stamps and a chocolate chip cookie booth. But instead we drove out to towns that like weren't even IN Boston and we're walking through this stupid field in the middle of NOWHERE but there's a guy in some kind of old people costume and he made you walk across this stupid bridge and then there's a statue that like some famous guy made, and you just stand there and he's just blah blah blah something about whites in your eyes and a shot around the world. Gawd, there wasn't even a gift shop. Oh, and I am so telling you that my closet is bigger than the stupid cabin they say the guy who wrote that book lived in. Ya, right, like someone lived in a tool shed next to a pond for a year. Next year we're going to Six Flags or I'm staying with Grandma. (Transcribed by Jody LaFerriere)
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