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News from Travistan
The Daily Probe Reports from the
Sovereign Apartment
Nation of Travistan
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Travistani Representative Travicant
Expelled in 4-0 Vote
TRAVAMABAD (DPI) - Shockwaves struck the Travistan political community after
a little-known Representative was forced out after a scandal involving
towels left on the bathroom floor. James R. Travicant (D -- Master Bathroom)
addressed a tribunal in his defense, saying he was being scapegoated
for actions undertaken by the administration, up to and including President
Travis, to whom he bears a "striking" resemblance. Travicant, wearing his
trademark fuzzy slipper on his head as he addressed the snickering populace,
issued a scathing critique of the overall state of his district, citing
others for what he calls a "vast conspiracy" involving caps left off
toothpaste tubes, long hairs stuck to the shower wall, and dirty laundry
stolen from the clothes hamper only to be found chewed up under the bed.
The chairman of the tribunal, Travistan's first lady, acknowledged rumors
that Travicant was really just taking the fall for President Travis, and
eventually offered to suspend criminal proceedings in exchange for a week's
worth of laundry.
(Reported by Travis Ruetenik)
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