CURRENT ISSUE 08/12/03 Front Page Weekly Features Advice from Strangers Ain't That America? To-Do List Alaric Musing with Mitch Moth's Diary News from Travistan Info Archives Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	Friday 8th August Anyone who has seen this terror thriller 28 Days Later finally has some idea how terrifying my income tax audits have become, particularly when I get down to justifying the interest payments on the mortgage for my 200-foot motor yacht, the amazingly yar Indefensible. The rage, the spittle-flecked lips, and how they just keep coming at me, never relenting for a moment -- only vegans have this kind of terrier-like tenacity. Little wonder, then, that I felt justified in hitting one of these IRS birds across the pan with an entrenching tool that I keep in my briefcase for just such personal emergencies. Thank the Dear Lord for international waters and all they stand for.	The Daily Probe is updated every Tuesday or whenever we damn well feel like it. Copyright 2001-2004 / All Rights Reserved No use allowed without prior permission.
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