CURRENT ISSUE 8/13/02 Front Page Weekly Features Advice from Strangers Ain't That America? To-Do List: Satan Moth's Diary News from Travistan Movie Corner Info Archives Crap Shop About The Probe Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	News from Travistan The Daily Probe Reports from the Sovereign Apartment Nation of Travistan Travistan Upholds Old Navy Embargo TRAVAMABAD (DPI) - The government of Travistan today issued a terse ultimatum to the owner of Old Navy Stores to either cease all television advertising or face immediate economic, and possibly military, sanctions from the apartment-nation. Dictator and President-For-Life Travis said that his country considered the retailer's unprovoked barrage of prime-time high volume promotion a "serious act of aggression with clear criminal motivation" against the Travistani populace. "We will not sit in our recliners quietly while the scourge or moronic retro-hip advertising continues to victimize our people during Crocodile Hunter," said Travis to members of the press during a bathroom break. "The people of this great nation deserve better," he added, munching on a Chee-to.
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