CURRENT ISSUE 8/17/04 Front Page Weekly Features Ain't That America? Probe Interview McQuigly & Moss Moth's Diary Musing With Mitch Probe Poll Info Previous Issues Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	Musing With Mitch   by Mitchell Kobriger   Well, well, well. Who's laughing now, Bulgaria? It would take a lot more than the Olympics to get ol' Mitch over to Greece. Some of those Greeks have haircuts to be proud of. But not all. Not by a long shot. Is it just me, or have the Olympics gotten all swishy? I once stuck a triple-flip with a twist dismount myself, but not on purpose. Damn near destroyed my Chrysler in the process. If you can win a gold metal without risking a serious groin injury, how can you call it a sport? So who's the moron who decided that ear candling shouldn't be an Olympic sport? I just saw the Starsky and Hutch movie the other day, and I realized that I'm not really all that fond of Hutch. Mitchism 101: If you never do anything, nothing can ever go wrong, my friends. If you ask me, I'll tell you every time -- smoking *does* make you look cool. I'm not a woman, but if I were, I'd gather all the women together from near and far and make them take their clothes off for a nipple-circumference-measuring contest. I saw a pen once with a picture of a naked woman on it. I'll never forget that. Someone should make "flash mobs" popular again. I've always regretted not being part of one. One thing I think we can all agree on: Lee Majors really knew how to wear a pair of pants.
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