CURRENT ISSUE 08/19/03 Front Page Weekly Features Advice From Strangers Ain't That America? Musing With Mitch Moth's Diary News From Travistan Info Archives Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	Saturday 16th August Now that it's all blown over, it's time to take stock. A boy of six could have told any adult smart enough to listen that the so-called "Bambi Hunts" out in Nevada were a frightful load of bilge. Said boy would also have droned on, in that gracelessly informative way of boys, that the only way to get to Bambi is to burn the forest down around her. Besides, what self-respecting beauty would allow one of her nipples to be grazed by a powder-born projectile, thus endangering her future earning power? I never heard the like. It's the infant-schooliest thing I ever did hear. The nation's newspaper editors, when they're done writing editorials in high dudgeon about the matter, and then retiring to the executive washroom with Lubriderm and warm, wet washcloths, should be ashamed of themselves. I'd still like to know where they got the photo from, though.	The Daily Probe is updated every Tuesday or whenever we damn well feel like it. Copyright 2001-2004 / All Rights Reserved No use allowed without prior permission.
The Daily Probe is updated every Tuesday or whenever we damn well feel like it. Copyright 2001-2004 / All Rights Reserved No use allowed without prior permission.