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Travistani Government Reviews Immigrant Procedures

TRAVAMABAD (DPI) - The Travistani administration was shocked to learn what the process of having babies is actually going to involve, after an early term briefing in downtown Travamabad yesterday. The briefing, part of a "new immigrant" package provided to the nation by Moanalua Medical Center, began with a flip through the graphic publication, Pregnancy: An Illustrated Guide. "I suppose I knew that the kid was going to come out of somewhere 'down there,'" said a visibly flushed President Travis, "but I didn't know anything about 'episiotomies' and 'placentas' and that icky stuff." A crack task force put together in haste by the administration is looking into the possibility of ordering a child in a more attractive color than the little purple troll delivered by the woman in the book.

(Reported by Travis Ruetenik)


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