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Spike TV to Air Straight Eye For the Queer Guy


NEW YORK (DPI) - In response to Bravo's hugely successful Queer Eye for the Straight Guy makeover show, Spike TV plans to turn the tables on the concept with its own show, Straight Eye for the Queer Guy. "It's really pretty simple," said Straight Eye co-host Paddy O'Sullivan. "First, we take the guy and give him a few noogies to muss up his hair. Then [co-host] Vinnie [Baldalucci] takes him to get new clothes at Sears. None of that gay stuff either -- fucking Carhart jacket, a nice new wifebeater and some Lee jeans. After that, [co-host Larry] Big L. [MacGruder] gives him a $2 clipper cut and we all take the guy out for tequila shots. If he's de-queered enough by then, we dump him at the whorehouse and hit the titty bars." The feature subject of the pilot episode, Damone Chantelle, refused to discuss the experience, saying only, "If I ever smell Carhart soaked in lime juice again, I'm going fucking postal."

(Reported by Mark Niebuhr)




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