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XXX Tops Teenage Critics' Greatest Movies List

KANSAS CITY (DPI) - The Association of Teenage Film Critics has finished compiling its list of the 100 Greatest Movies of All Time, with the Vin Diesel action film XXX coming out on top by a comfortable margin. Ronnie Davis, founder of the popular Teenage Movie Critic website, made the announcement on Thursday, stating, "XXX rocks, man! It's the best movie EVER!!"

In second place was the surfer-girl film Blue Crush, helped, no doubt, by a push from Movie Critic Grrrrl I Rose Viviere and Movie Critic Grrrrl II Wendy Hesler. Said Viviere, "It's just soooo cool, 'cause these girls are great surfers, but their friendship always comes first! And the guy who plays the boyfriend is a hottie!!"

Rounding out the top 10 were:

3. Austin Powers in Goldmember
4. Spider-Man
5. Crossroads
6. Men in Black II
7. Eight Legged Freaks
8. The Scorpion King
9. Scooby-Doo
10. Kung Pow: Enter the Fist

Davis is aware that the list is skewed toward recent films, with 99 out of 100 having been released since 1998, the lone exception being 1992's Terminator 2: Judgment Day. "Old movies suck, man," said Davis. "Classic Hollywood is lame. Forrest Gump? Braveheart? Puh-leeze!"

(Reported by Chris White)

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