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Opinion: Brent Scowcroft Can Kiss My Black Ass

By U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell

I read with interest Brent Scowcroft's opinion piece in the Weekly Standard urging the U.S. not to take unilateral action against Iraq. It is always useful to have a full spectrum of viewpoints on key issues, and the Bush team is particularly interested in finding someone to represent the viewpoint of a citizen who gives a shit about what that ancient scarecrow-looking ghost of a prickstick thinks. This administration has made clear that it will take whatever action is necessary to prevent Saddam Hussein from further developing weapons of mass destruction. What we may not have made clear is that we do not give a rat's ass what some lily white Ichabod Crane freakshow of a man spouts in a pre-Alzheimer's fog. Are you fucking kidding me? Mr. Scowcroft should know this: I can get people dead. I say things, people do things, and all of the sudden someone's sliding a heavy metal door marked "Scowcroft, Brent" into a mausoleum wall. I'm not making a threat; I'm just saying how it is. Unbefuckinglievable.

(Transcribed by Pam Susaiy)

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