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Travistan to NCAA: That Was Not Pass Interference

TRAVAMABAD (DPI) - The NCAA has refused to issue a statement in response to a terse email from the Nation of Travistan opposing the college-football governing body's selection of officials for last weekend's Hawaii/BYU game. Claiming "grossly pro-BYU bias" in a penalty against the UH cornerback late in the second quarter, President Travis symbolically stomped around the presidential recliner in a flurry of profanitites and popcorn. Officials at the apartment-nation have also been waiting for response from ESPN to the country's proclamation that football analyst Trev Alberts is a "twit." Travistan's football community is well known for its controversial "Travs Interference" penalty, under which opposing quarterbacks can be forced to kiss the president's blistery, sunburned ass.

(Reported by Travis Ruetenik)


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