CURRENT ISSUE 9/14/04 Front Page Weekly Features Ain't That America? Ask Zarxnol McQuigly & Moss Musing With Mitch Probe Interview Probe Poll Info Previous Issues Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	Instant Messaging Transcript from 1972 Proves Bush, Kerry Liars The following instant messaging conversation, discovered in the Federal Internet Archives by Daily Probe researchers, would seem to indicate that both President George W. Bush and Democratic candidate John Kerry both have been less than completely honest with the American public. --- July 12, 1972 - 16:42 --- "Skull" Kerry: Wassup dog? You fighting in that unholy war? "Bones" Bush: No way, brother Yale-man -- dad got me a pass into the guard. But I'm bailing on that, too. "Skull" Kerry: I had to almost shoot myself to get out of Nam, man. The suckers gave me a medal for it. LOL. "Bones" Bush: Dude! You shot yourself? "Skull" Kerry: I said "almost." You on the sauce again? LMFAO! Anyway, taught those politicos a lesson -- told 'em I was sent into Cambodia. Ha ha. "Bones" Bush: You damn nerd, who cares about Cam-whatever-ia? If you're in 'bama soon ring my cell, we'll score some hot tail like back in the day. "Skull" Kerry: OK man, but I'm looking for a rich bitch these days. Hard work and Yalies don't mix. "Bones" Bush: Hard what? :) "Skull" Kerry: S'truth. Late! "Bones" Bush: Peace. (Reported by Mark Schmidt)
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