CURRENT ISSUE 9/14/04 Front Page Weekly Features Ain't That America? Ask Zarxnol McQuigly & Moss Musing With Mitch Probe Interview Probe Poll Info Previous Issues Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	The Daily Probe Interview This week's guest: Dial Complete Antibacterial Foaming Hand Wash DP: Thank you Dial Complete Antibacterial Foaming Hand Wash, for taking the time to talk with us today. Dial Complete Antibacterial Foaming Hand Wash: No Problem. Call me DCAFHW. DP: Thanks, DCAFHW. It says here in your bio that you were always an overachiever, even back when you were young. DCAFHW: The facts don't lie. DP: Well, I don't know if they're actually *facts*... DCAFHW: Well then you'd be wrong! Think about it: With regular liquid soap you waste most of it. You goop on too much and it takes 5 minutes of running water to wash it all off. I wanted to be better than that from minute one. And I am. DP: Okay. DCAFHW: With me, you're in, you're out, boom. And I smell better -- not perfumy. DP: That *is* true. You do smell nice. But is that enough? DCAFHW: Didn't you hear what I said about the other liquid soaps coating your hands? 'Nuff said. DP: You really think you're better than other soaps, don't you? DCAFHW: I don't hear the ladies complaining when I'm done and they're bacteria-free. DP: Gosh, I'm blushing here. Any last words for the readers? DCAFHW: A clean hand is a happy hand. Buy me by the case. (Transcribed by Jody LaFerriere)
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