CURRENT ISSUE 9/14/04 Front Page Weekly Features Ain't That America? Ask Zarxnol McQuigly & Moss Musing With Mitch Probe Interview Probe Poll Info Previous Issues Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	Tell Me Again About the Quack Choices A guest Probeatorial by Marston Jeffries I know I said that Nader should be ashamed for jeopardizing the most important election in history, but I've changed my mind. I'm feeling like John Kerry is running for president of France, not the United States. I wish him luck; I don't think they use as much ketchup over there so it might be a problem for the wife. Could someone go over the quack choices for me, please? There's Nader, I know. Who's the Libertarian? Badnarik. Is he medium-insane or full-bore? Medium? My vote is in play, then. What about Larouche? Is he in this one? I'm listening. What about the truly retarded? Are there any actually retarded people running? My mind is wide open. I could definitely swing retard this election. Talk to me people. I'm undecided here. (Transcribed by Mr. Sun)
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