CURRENT ISSUE 9/14/04 Front Page Weekly Features Ain't That America? Ask Zarxnol McQuigly & Moss Musing With Mitch Probe Interview Probe Poll Info Previous Issues Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	The Daily Probe Poll This week, we check to see where potential votes are falling. If the election were held today, who would you vote for? Bush 48% Kerry 47% If the election were held as scheduled on Nov. 2, who would you vote for? Kerry 49% Bush 45% If the election were held on Sept. 12, 2001, who would you have voted for? Bush 73% Kerry 24% If the election were held on Aug. 2, 1972, who would you have voted for? Kerry 84% Bush 19% If the election had been held yesterday, but nobody told you, who would you have voted for? Bush 0% Kerry 0% If the election had been held in 15th-century Italy, who would you have voted for? Cosimo De Medici 48% Galileo Galilei 46% (Compiled by Slick Sharkey)
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