CURRENT ISSUE 9/28/04 Front Page Weekly Features Ain't That America? Ask Zarxnol McQuigly & Moss Moth's Diary Musing With Mitch Newsmakers Say the Darndest Things! Probe Interview Probe Poll Still Life With Joan Info Previous Issues Crap Shop Who's at Fault? Contact Us! Aye, mateys! Get you some Daily Probe booty!	Newsmakers Say the Darndest Things! Notable quotes from this week's news. "Iraq? No, No, no. I was referring to Disney World." - Iraq's interim Prime Minister AYAD ALLAWI on his recent remarks before Congress. ¤¤¤¤¤ "When they notice Fido's wearing lingerie, it's time to admit you fuck the dog." - DAN RATHER on his decision to admit there were problems with the memos on Bush's National Guard service. ¤¤¤¤¤ "If North Terrorlina was a state, Kerry would lead there, 4-to-1." - Vice President DICK CHENEY discussing terrorist sentiments and a Kerry Presidency. ¤¤¤¤¤ "BU-WHAA HAA HAA HAA HAAA!" - CHENEY again, during closing remarks at a campaign appearance in Ohio. ¤¤¤¤¤ "We thought it would show off his package. Numbers show the package plays well in swing states." - UNNAMED KERRY CAMPAIGN ADVISOR commenting on the Senator's disastrous wind surfing photos. ¤¤¤¤¤ "Here's a better question: How'd you find me?" - Vice Presidential contender JOHN EDWARDS to a reporter. ¤¤¤¤¤ "I was the most popular man in America once... a contender... but when you hitch your wagons to donkeys, you shouldn't be surprised when you're kicked in the face. Kill me now. Please. I beg you." - Secretary of State COLIN POWELL mistakenly believing his microphone was turned off. (Compiled by Davejames)
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